How do I keep my wife from rolling her eyes when she stops in to my Marriage Psychic practice unannounced &...?

Ignore her. Tell her you're busy preparing for your next clients and don't have time for chit chat. She should be looking at herself and what she could be doing differently, not running you into the ground. What is an "aside"? Is that like a substitute they call in if someone calls in sick or on vacation? How would she feel if you went over to the General Dollar and rolled your eyes at her and played the same routine? Bet she wouldn't like that at all. Hey, at least you're saving on gas right now. Prices are soaring.