Does anyone have any wedding blooper stories?

Hmmm...when I got married I started laughing when the reverend said "for rich or for poor" as neither my husband or I had much in terms of money (hence our wedding at a small little chapel in Niagara Falls) and everyone else started laughing too. During the rings my husband stood there with the ring in his hand and forgot to put it on. The rev had to tell him again to put the ring on my finger and my husband said "no...I wanna keep it." Once again everyone started laughing because you could tell he was sooooo nervous and trying not to mess up. Then when we were signing the papers I went to stand up and hubby was standing on the train of my dress which happened to be strapless so I almost lost the top. All in all it was a great day though. And I'm proud to say we a still happily married 4 years later.